Books are so ideal for lazy people I mean we can do all these amazing things and go to amazing places and experience all these things all while sitting on our ass.
Lets play 20 questions, the first 20 asks I get send I will answer, no matter how personal, creepy or sexual
Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you.
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.
[bottles up feelings and lets them age for 10 years like a fine wine]
reminder that interracial relationships can exist without white people
if i were a stripper people would probably pay me to keep my clothes on