taintanthony:

a moment of silence for all of the straight girls

(via iammyownbitch)

wallflower-punk97:

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.

the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via iammyownbitch)

ianoshea:

Books are so ideal for lazy people I mean we can do all these amazing things and go to amazing places and experience all these things all while sitting on our ass.

(via iammyownbitch)

Lets play 20 questions, the first 20 asks I get send I will answer, no matter how personal, creepy or sexual

(Source: rollablades, via inyourvoices)

indsie:

did apple forget about the new emojis they promised

(via suckmyvertical)

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tprodell:

madcap-matt:

stonedpervert:

thelittlestonedfox:

I usually don’t reblog these but oh my god

i love retail robin

That bird is on point.

Accurate

My life.

(Source: sullibration, via coolemcha)

pinkiepony:

Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you.

(via ribcaqe)

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via coolemcha)

neptunain:

[bottles up feelings and lets them age for 10 years like a fine wine]

(via isaac-fab-scarf-lahey)

amazighprincex:

reminder that interracial relationships can exist without white people

(via agentsofshieldfan)

australian-government:

if i were a stripper people would probably pay me to keep my clothes on

(via iammyownbitch)

karin-420:

xthefaceofthefacelessx:

magnacarterholygrail:

so-treu:

LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT

religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols

I actually feel sorry for Americas youth.  This is your role model.  My role model is my father.  And I can spell whole words too. 

image

broe you are 40 years old i’m pretty sure youve raised america’s youth

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